fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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