I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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