In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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