Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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