You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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