That's intense
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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