haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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