some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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