we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Someone signed my nipple.
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