I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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