Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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