super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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