Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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