Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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