i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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