smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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