By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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