i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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