He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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