remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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