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Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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