she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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