Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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