But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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