You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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