I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Everyone says I win the strip club
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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