we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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