i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I understand Curling. That high.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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