I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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