I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
