You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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