In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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