I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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