You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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