He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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