She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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