She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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