32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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