I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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