I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
His hands were made for my vagina.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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