just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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