i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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