And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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