Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I need you to use more vowels.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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