I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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