Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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