You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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