Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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