did you get engaged???
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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