Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
How many fucks given?
0.12846
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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