So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
jump out the window naked night went bad
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