dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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